![]() It opens with Jericho entering to cheesy music while wearing a sparkly suit and hat, re-purposing Bobby Roode’s glamour harem as Las Vegas showgirls and dragging Owens along behind him. It’s like 20 minutes long with a commercial break, but it feels like 5. Before it, Joe jumps Reigns and beats him down, splashing him until the announce team is like, “he may have broken ribs!” After everything in the blockquote AND that, Reigns manages to come back and almost has the match won until Braun Strowman interferes again.įirst of all, just watch the damn segment in its entirety. The next night on Raw - not the next week, but the next night - Reigns challenges Samoa Joe, the guy who just single-handedly injured and removed Seth Rollins to a match. ![]() So fine that when he loses, he’s able to enter the Royal Rumble ON THIS SAME SHOW and be strong enough to eliminate the Undertaker, and only lose thanks to good timing from two of Smackdown’s top guys. Keep in mind that this is the same Roman Reigns who in the past three weeks got beaten up by three guys at once to set up a handicap match in which he got beaten up by two guys, got Code-broken twice, got powerbombed on the ring apron, got F-5’d by Brock Lesnar and wrestled a six-man tag that ended with him being assaulted with a steel chair and powerbombed through the announce table. Roman more or less no-sells getting frog splashed through a table and punched in the face with brass knuckles and has the match won, only to lose when Braun Strowman appears from out of nowhere, chokeslams him onto the Hardest Part Of The Announce Table™ AND powerslams him through a table. I mean, I’ve been writing about it for weeks. The narrative that Roman Reigns is “not 100%” is HILARIOUS to me, especially in how they physically show it.
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